Puffin

Size: 5" x 7"

Price:  $50

Squawk! Clears throat, adjusts vibrant orange bill.

Listen up, fellow ocean-dwellers and land-bound bipeds! You’re looking at a certified 5" x 7" piece of high-fashion coastland real estate.

The Lowdown from the Burrows:

• Size: 5" x 7" (Just enough room for my majestic profile)

• Bounty: $50 (A absolute steal—do you know how hard it is to catch sand lances with no hands?!)

Look, they call us "clowns of the sea," but honestly? It’s called haute couture. Check out this beak!

This hand-sculpted, plaster bas-relief masterpiece on custom canvas catches me in my absolute element: strutting back from the surf with a mouth absolutely packed with sand lance snacks. The high-texture finish really captures my good side—and let's be real, every side is my good side.

Not only is this a gorgeous piece of fine art for your wall, but it's also a gentle reminder to help protect us vulnerable ocean icons. Grab it today before I flutter off to my next diving session!